If you have seen it before, enjoy it again. If you have never seen it, please watch. I do not freebase cocaine.

-Chris

Everybody I talk to these days ask me “where in the hell have you been?”. Scroll down a bit and you will see I haven’t made a blog post in a while.

Or they ask me “did you sell Huey & Earl for a million dollars?” I usually follow that question up with “how long have you been smoking crack”. Just kidding, anybody hitting the site or showing support is super appreciated.

The truth is i got dealt a heavy dose of life in the past couple of months that has kept me quite busy. Basically everything about me has changed over the last 6 weeks. Hah! Don’t get me wrong though. I’m still the same dude, just my physical surroundings have been transformed. And what exactly does that mean? Well I can’t go revealing everything about myself on this here public domain. But we can start some rumors.

I heard that I am being held at Baton Rouge Parish Prison awaiting trial with bail set at one million dollars on charges of racketeering, money laundering, drug possession, intent to distribute, and jaywalking. Although I can not confirm nor deny these rumors, my lawyers and I are confident in our ability to have the criminally heinous charge of jaywalking dropped from my record.

-Chris